March, 2008
Submitted by Y on March 30, 2008 - 4:26pm.
I've read an interesting blog post questioning whether Sinanan had the legal authority to issue a rule that required MP's to beg Sinanan for permission to use a laptop in Parliament. To summarize:
- The House of Representatives conducts its business using the Standing Orders of The House of Representatives written in 1961. Obviously, computers weren't around during that time. But section 91(1) creates a provision for unforseen circumstances.
Quote:
91 (1) "In any matter not herein
provided for, resort shall be had to the usage and practice of the
Commons House of Parliament of Great Britain and Northern Ireland,
which shall be follow as far as the same may be applicable to this
House, and not inconsistent with these Standing Orders nor with the
practice of this House."
- What section 91(1) states is that Sinanan had to be guided by the Standing Orders of the Parliament in England when he wrote his Febuary 25th memo on the use of electronic equipment.
So, you might have already guess. MP's in England are allowed to use laptops, cell phones and other devices of the first world in Parliament without a permission slip from the speaker. So Sinanan expels Panday because he didn't get a permission slip from him based on a memo Sinanan wrote which contradicts the Standing Order of the UK Parliament.
Credit where credit is due:
http://ohun5rivers.blogspot.com/2008/03/im-not-sure-whether-speaker-barr...
Submitted by Y on March 29, 2008 - 9:10am.
 Bas defies Speaker
By SEAN DOUGLAS Saturday, March 29 2008
LEADER
of the Opposition Basdeo Panday yesterday defied House Speaker Barry
Sinanan’s order for him (Panday) to be ejected from the sitting of the
Lower House over use of his laptop computer without Sinanan’s prior
permission.
Sinanan suspended Panday from
the House indefinitely, having instructed the Government to move a
motion to expel him (Panday). He then ordered police officers present
to remove Panday “by force”.
Panday, supported by UNC A colleagues, refused to budge, later
telling reporters the ruling was illogical, contrary to Parliament’s
own thrust at modernisation and was proof he was being targeted by the
Government. Sinanan eventually adjourned the sitting.
As private members day, the House was due to continue debate on
Cumuto/Manzanilla MP Harry Partap’s motion hitting the Government for
“failing to contain food prices at affordable levels for the entire
population”. The incident, ironically, follows on the heels of the
Senate’s sitting on March 18 which laid the First Report of its House
Committee which “recommends Senators be provided with (i) Laptop
computers and (ii) Wireless Internet Connectivity.” (SEE PAGE 10)
Yesterday’s drama in the house began when Sinanan reminded MPs of
his prior circular that they must first seek his permission before
using electronic devices in the House and usage must be confined to
issues raised in debate to which MPs “intend to respond on the date on
which the permission was sought.”
Sinanan asked Sports Minister Gary Hunt if he would speak in the
debate to which Hunt replied “yes”. Sinanan then asked Panday, who
replied by saying he could not give an answer on if he would speak
until he heard how the debate was proceeding.
Sinanan ruled, “You have not sought my permission to use your
computer to contribute in today’s proceedings. If it is you are not
going to contribute in the debate today, I am asking you to put away
your computer.” Panday said Sinanan was behaving like a schoolmaster
and repeated his excuse. Couva South MP Kelvin Ramnath shouted to
Sinanan, “You came here with a plan to harass people.”
Sinanan then ruled: “I wish to draw the attention of the House to
standing order 43(5). I wish to indicate that the Member for Couva
North has shown disregard for the authority of the Chair. I am calling
upon a Minister to ‘name’ the Member for Couva North. I am naming the
Member for Couva North.” UNC A MPs then shouted in unison: “Shame!
Shame!”
House Leader Colm Imbert complied, amid Opposition shouts of
“Dictator!” Sinanan put the question to MPs and after a division, 23
Government MPs voted to suspend Panday, while 11 Opposition MPs voted
against.
“I will ask the honourable Member for Couva North to leave this
chamber and the precincts of the House.” Panday remained seated and
Ramnath dared Sinanan — “Why don’t you get the police involved?”
Sinanan then suspended the sitting for ten minutes and left the
Chamber.
Opposition MPs gathered around their leader. In the huddle,
Panday’s daughter, Oropouche West MP Mickela Panday, rested her hand
reassuringly on her father’s shoulder as if to calm him and they later
exchanged a confident “high-five” hand-slap.
When the House resumed, Sinanan saw Panday still present.
“Honourable Members, I wish to draw your attention to the fact that the
honourable Member for Couva North, Mr Basdeo Panday, has refused to
leave the House, withdraw from the House and its precincts. As such,
recourse to force is necessary to remove Mr Panday from the precincts
of this chamber. I therefore call on the police to remove the Member of
Couva North from this chamber and the precincts of this House.”
An incredulous UNC A MP shouted, “Boo!” A seated Panday related
aloud the tale of how former premier Albert Gomes has once similarly
been ordered ejected from the chamber. A police inspector and corporal
asked Panday to leave. Panday remained seated. UNC A MPs rose and stood
behind Panday’s chair, supporting their leader.
Ramnath scolded the police, saying, “You should be ashamed. You
have no authority here in the first place.” Sinanan ruled, “Pursuant to
standing order 43(12), the House is now adjourned.” Princes Town MP
Subhas Panday shouted, “Shame on you!”
Speaking to reporters later, Basdeo Panday vowed to return to the
House at its next sitting. He opined that the ruling PNM must be saying
“Thank God, Panday is no longer in Parliament.” He dared Sinanan at the
next sitting to expel all UNC A MPs who he said would all walk with
their laptops. “So, he will expel the whole Opposition on the stupid
ground that you are using a computer? I find it so strange.”
Panday said he was entitled to have his computer on in Parliament
even if he was unsure if he would speak in the debate. “For example, I
have on my computer all the false promises the PNM has made over the
years...it’s on my computer. That would be so many documents, I can’t
walk with that.”
Panday said there was no written rule banning computer use in
Parliament. “In fact the Speaker issued a letter and said he agrees
that electronic equipment can be used provided it does not disturb
anyone and I agree with that, but the only person who seems to have
been disturbed was the Speaker.”
He recalled police officers asking him to leave, saying, “I said
the Speaker has advised that you use force and therefore please use
force. The police said, ‘that won’t be necessary’ and I said ‘yes,
please use force, it will be necessary’.”
Panday accused Sinanan of putting PNM interests first and he
scoffed at the circular saying he would refer it to the party’s
lawyers, the media and the Commonwealth Parliamentary Association
(CPA).
“Incidentally, after that circular was sent, I did use the computer
in Parliament, as you know. What they gave us computers for? To sit
on?” He said the Opposition would not let Sinanan treat them like
children. Alleging ulterior motives, he said, “The issue is not about
computers; the issue is about Panday.”
He alleged that Sinanan was acting to block the Opposition from its
work of criticising the PNM. Caroni Central MP Dr Hamza Rafeeq said
neither the Standing Orders nor May’s Guide to Parliamentary Practice
banned the use of computers.
Asked where do they go from here, Panday quipped: “I go home, to use my computer.”
He promised that if expelled, the Opposition would take Parliament
to the people. “We will organise some tyre-burning, demonstrations and
public meetings in order to get what the people deserve. We shall take
Parliament outside of the Parliament.”
Submitted by joseywales on March 27, 2008 - 1:02pm.
IT has been more than two years since Kester Harper has done homework.
However, the 17-year-old, who dropped out of school in Form Three,
yesterday began writing a 1,000-word essay and reading a novel, as
ordered by Magistrate Melville Daniel.
When the Express visited him yesterday, Harper, of Golconda, San
Fernando, said he had started writing the essay, which Daniel said is
to be titled "Why I should not smoke marijuana".
Harper spoke of some of the points he intended to include.
"I going to say that drugs is trouble and the only thing that comes
out of it is lock-up," the teen said. "Ganja is not a good thing," he
added.
Both he and his father,
Emmanuel Harper, said they preferred the penalties implemented by
Daniel in the San Fernando Second Court on Tuesday, instead of a stint
at the Youth Training Centre (YTC).
The teenager was placed in the custody of his father after being put
on bail with a $20,000 surety. He had been living with his mother since
his parents separated. She did not appear in court because she was said
to be unable to cope with the situation.
Over the Easter weekend, the younger Harper was charged with possession of three grammes of marijuana.
Apart from writing the essay and reading the book, The Pearl, by
John Steinbeck, Harper was told he could not have any visits from his
friends, nor would he be permitted to leave the house after 5 p.m. He
said he also could not speak on his cellular phone, which was taken
away from him-another penalty implemented by Daniel.
The six-foot-one-inch-tall young man said he had started reading The
Pearl, as the magistrate instructed. The book was given to him by his
godmother, he said.
The novel is about Kino, a pearl diver, who finds a great pearl.
Kino believes the pearl will bring a better life for his family, as
they had been living in poverty for several years. However, the gem
brings deception, murder and destruction to his life and leads to the
death of his son, Coyotito. Realising the damage the pearl brings to
his life, Kino throws it back into the sea.
Harper, a former Williamsville Junior Secondary School student, said he intended to start school at SERVOL later this year.
In the interim, his brother, Kayode, said he was seeking a job for him in the construction industry to keep him occupied.
"When you working, you only have time to sleep and go to work. It is
when you doing nothing you get in trouble," Kayode Harper, 22, said.
Harper is to reappear in court next Thursday with the completed essay-in his handwriting.
To the Judge who sentenced this youth man:
Please Judge. Have some mercy. Look at that picture. See the despair...the disdain...the distress... Kester looks like he just lost his soul. The boy is only 17 years old. Only. He ent even rob a gas station yet. He never had a chance to kidnap he first coolie. He green. He have his whole life ahead of him. Have some mercy. Have some focking mercy nah man.
The punishment must fit the crime. Right? Then please, please, ple-focking-ease. Sentence the man to death row nah. Castration. Give him a Bobbit special. Life in prison. Anything. 100 lash with the cat-o-nine every day. Every focking day. Come on man. ANYTHING...but reading and writing.
Judge, look meh in the eye nah man? A 1000-word essay? You know you will kill the nigger by the second word, if he make it that far. In fact, that pencil will bon a focking hole in he hand. Is like holding a red hot branding rod with yuh bare hands. Have you no heart, Judge Dredd?
Reading The Pearl? Geez. Lord put a hand. Kester can't even read the misspelt "G-UINT" tattoo he homeboys put on he arm, he go sit down and read a book? Gawd Judge...I have to "ban meh belly" and bawl!!!! The blood of this young man will be on your hands, Sir. That is all I saying. I gone.
Submitted by joseywales on March 27, 2008 - 12:46pm.
I believe female teachers should have some sort
of uniform to wear daily at school. I have visited my nephew's school
many times. He attends a prominent all-male Catholic school.
Over the Easter weekend, some of his friends from school came over
and the hot topic was one of their female teachers. This young lady
insists that she must wear dresses up to her knee in an all-male
school.
The boys have said that she always has to hold her dresses because
they blow up while she is walking and they can see up her dress from
the staircase! I have seen her, so I know what they are talking about.
This young teacher cannot be allowed to "tempt" these young men any
longer. It is not only her fault as an adult, but her superiors (the
principal and vice-principal) who are both also female. How awkward for
young men when they have to constantly tell this female teacher to
"please close your legs or sit properly, Miss".
If our young men are to respect women, then women must first respect
themselves and dress appropriately at schools. I have been told that
this teacher chooses to write at the bottom of the board and so her
already short dress appears even shorter, as she must bend down to
write.
In addition, she insists that
she must drive her jeep on the compound and "pound" music filled with
obscenities. This is not a good example, and I plead for the school
supervisor or someone to look into this matter.
The students I spoke with claim that the young men love to look at her, but no one has respect for her and she is a teacher!
I am appalled and embarrassed.
Disgusted and confused
Via e-mail
Woman, you is a focking cont or what? Why you getting yuh focking panties in a stitch over this for? So much shit going on in the country with that focking Congo cabinet that yuh PNM ass voted in, and this is what you writing the papers about?
Yuh "decent" nephew does probably be jocking he stones so much that he have calluses on his nuts. You think a hot teacher showing off she clams in a classroom causing any of them 15 yrs old any nightmares? You think they disturbed? Oh Miss, cover yuh cyat nah. Fock man.
Fling a Playboy inside that classroom and them fockers will be bulling and biting each other to grab a page and run in the bush and jock. So haul yuh modacont and go back to playing with the pastor's organ. Fock man.
Submitted by joseywales on March 26, 2008 - 11:07am.
HIMRAGH SOOKHAI threatened to kill himself and
his four-year-old son, Kennedy 'Sean' Deolal, in the presence of a
police officer while they were at the Cunupia Police Station on Sunday
night, his wife Jairagie Deolal said yesterday.
Sookhai murdered Sean and then killed himself hours after leaving
the police station sometime between midnight on Sunday and 8.30 a.m.
Monday.
He gave the four-year-old a poisonous liquid to drink and then drank
some himself. A police inspector has been appointed to investigate the
officer to determine whether there was any negligence on the
policeman's part.
Deolal also said that when she found out that her husband was in the
house in Ibis Gardens, Caroni Village, where the murder/suicide took
place, she telephoned the Cunupia police before midnight and told them
that Sookhai was there with Sean.
"I tell the police it have poison in the house we buy to kill the
grass and go and take the child, I don't know what he will do. The
police never went. If they had gone down the road I would have my
child," Deolal said yesterday.
"I beg them not to give him the
child and they did. Them take my child. That was meh toy. They take meh
toy. He did not want the child and look what he do."
Deolal said she had made several reports at the Cunupia Police Station about Deolal threatening to kill her and Sean.
In a similar incident in January, Brandon Calica, 15, was murdered
by a relative while his mother Rajie Mahabir was at the Sangre Grande
Police Station begging officers to go to her home to save her children.
The officers in that case are still being investigated.
Deolal yesterday spoke of her 25 years of life with Deolal, most of
which were spent taking abuse and beatings, according to her.
The couple had three children, a son, 24, a daughter Viki, 19, and 15 years later, Sean.
"I stay because of my children. Sean was not in the picture. Sean
come 15 years after and he did not want Sean. He said I make Sean by
myself and I will have to mind him by myself. He did not want the
child. Now he take the child. Everything he take from me and destroy
everything to spite me," Deolal said.
"My mother stay because the Indian way is to take whatever your
husband do you and then smile with the neighbours to make them feel
everything normal. But this family for as long as I can remember was
not stable," Viki said yesterday.
The family believes Sookhai tripped after Deolal left home on Friday.
"On Friday I tell him I wanted to go to the hospital to see the
neighbour's child and he tell me stay home. I tell him 'OK. I won't
go'.
"The he jump in the car and when he come back home he tell me he
find out I have a man and we had a lil quarrel. He jump in the car
again and left," Deolal said.
Frustrated , Deolal said she left home.
"I did not take Sean with me because he always say he not letting me
leave with the child alive. I leave him with Viki. He grow up with Viki
and that child mind him from small."
On Sunday night Deolal said she called her husband and told him she was coming home and asked for Sean.
"Before he hang up the phone he say he going to kill the child and heself and I told him don't do that I coming home."
Deolal said she called the station and police told her to come there.
Meanwhile, Viki said her father had grabbed Sean, wrapped him in a
bed sheet , thrown him in the car and then, having locked the car door,
drove off.
While Deolal was at the police station Sookhai turned up with Sean.
"I tell Sean come by me and he come. Himragh start getting on and
say he going to kill the child so I tell the police I don't want to go
home with him, I will keep Sean and they, the police could drop me
home," Deolal said.
"The police ask him if he know what he saying about how he want to
kill the child and himself and he say he sorry. He then tell Sean he
will carry him for a car ride and Sean went with him. I beg the police
to keep Sean. I even tell them any little child will go when you
promise them a car ride."
Deolal said the officer told her Sookhai was the biological father
and he could not stop him from taking the child - this just minutes
after he had threatened to kill the boy and hours before he made good
his threat.
So the dotish coolie is the "biological father", so he could take the child and do whatever the fock he want. So what about the woman? She is not the biological mother? The father is a focking hermaphrodite? He make the child by heself?
That is what 3 CXC pass does give yuh. Contholes with a badge. What the fock they know about "biological father". 99% of them niggers feel they "biological father" is the focking latrine shed, because that's where they mother went when she give birth to they stink conts.
Anyway, back to the coolie who kill heself. Fock boy. They shoulda find he ass in time, bring him back to life, and then kill his ass again. What a focking jackass. You jealous that yuh wife horning yuh. So hmmmmmm....lemme see....the best approach is to kill meh son, and then kill meself, so that meh wife could now horn meh on meh focking bed, living room couch, kitchen counter and stairs, and then go and have a child with a next man to replace my son that I just kill.
Yeah asshole, that makes plenty sense. Now go and kill yuhself first, and when yuh dead dead, then give the poison to the child to drink, yeah? Focking cont.
Submitted by joseywales on March 26, 2008 - 10:51am.
On Wednesday, March 19 at 7 p.m. after visiting
some of our friends at Curepe my husband and I decided to drive
through the Southern Main Road (as it being my first time up on that
side as we are from south) with our glass of the car down.
On reaching Blackman Lane the was a traffic pile up and there we
were, sitting in our car . me enjoying the sight of Curepe when
suddenly this negro guy came from the back of our car, put his hand on
my husband's hand through the car door and ripped of his $6,000. gold
ID bracelet.
When I realised what was going on I started to scream whilst my
husband was trying to fight him of. The bandit eventually won and ran
through Blackman Lane. What do I say-good bye to $6,000 hard earned and
one whole year of sacrifice to pay out for that for some guy to enjoy
probably two rocks of cocaine.
Totally surprised
via e-mail.
HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! OH GYARD!!! HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! WHEEEEEEEEZEEEE!!!!
Oh fock somebody pass meh a Ventalin before I wheeze mehself to focking death!
You reach BLACKMAN LANE and a "negro" run out of the bush and grab yuh man goldchain. And you in Curepe. On the Southern Main Road. In traffic. With yuh "glass down".
Is better you had a bumper sticker marked, "COOLIE ON BOARD".
Fock woman. How deep south you really from?
Listen, that lesson cost yuh $6000, but I will give you this one for free: RUN FROM TRINIDAD!!! NOW!!! RUN FOR YUH FOCKING LIFE!!! RUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!
Submitted by joseywales on March 26, 2008 - 10:44am.
National Security Minister Martin Joseph says
that the time has come for law enforcement to stop depending on
eye-witnesses to secure convictions in criminal cases.
Joseph said this is the rationale behind the Government's plan for
law enforcement officers to use more scientific forms of evidence
including DNA and forensic testing as well the admission of written
hearsay evidence in criminal proceedings.
Joseph made the assertions during a news conference yesterday held
at the National Security Ministry's head office in Port of Spain.
"One of the things that is very, very clear to us, is that our
reliance on witnesses is something for which we have to completely move
away from and we're not unique in that respect," Joseph said.
"In most other jurisdictions, the same thing is taking place as a result of witness intimidation, witness elimination," he said.
In addition, Joseph said that
witness interference is the main cause behind law enforcement's low
detection rate with regard to gang-related homicides, in particular.
Describing the entire homicide rate as unacceptable, Joseph said the
situation has now required him to once again provide Cabinet with
weekly updates. He said he had been providing fortnightly and then
monthly updates as the situation started to improve in mid-2007.
"There is no question about that, we are very much concerned about
it because what we have noticed is coming from the second half of 2007
there's almost a spike in the number of homicides," Joseph said.
The homicide rate for the year now stands at 96. The comparable
figures for 2005, was 74, while in 2006 there were 96 murders and in
2007 there were 58, according to police statistics.
Joseph said that is why the Government has done its best to ensure
that law enforcement is not only aware of what is happening but are
focusing on what steps are being taken to address the situation.
"Over the past three or four months, some key criminal figures were
killed (and) as a result there are number of reprisal killings that we
are seeing taking place," Joseph said.
"I have also been advised that there has been a lot of displacement
of criminals caused by the focused activities by law enforcement
officers in specific areas," he added.
Joseph said that while such criminals are not committing crimes in
the areas they migrate to, "they are being pursued and killed there"
and law enforcement is aware of these new developments and are putting
measures in place to "treat with the question about these unacceptable
levels of homicides."
Joseph: Gangs may be fighting over projects
National Security Minister Martin Joseph says "it
is very possible" criminal gangs identified by the Government as the
source of the nation's escalating homicide rate may be fighting over
State-funded social programmes.
Joseph was speaking at a press conference yesterday at the National
Security Ministry's head office in Port of Spain where he also said
that homicides have been on the rise since September 2007.
Although Joseph did not identify any specific social programme, on
February 22, Justice Anthony Carmona in a judgment in a criminal case,
said that while the Unemployment Employment Relief (URP) does serve a
social purpose, there is rank criminality in its bowels which needs to
be addressed by the authorities.
Critics of the URP, including members of the Opposition, have long claimed it has been infiltrated by criminal elements.
Works and Transport Minister Colm Imbert who is the URP's line
minister has however said that the programme is not a criminal
enterprise, even though he acknowledged that some of its participants
have criminal records.
Joseph was asked yesterday if
criminal gangs were not only fighting over physical turf but what
people are describing as contracts in the social services programmes.
"It is possible. It is very possible," Joseph said.
He then continued, "I don't want to sound academic...the key to
effective law enforcement is an appreciation and an understanding of
the environment, what is happening in the environment and the ability
of law enforcement to adjust quickly to the developments that are
taking place in the environment."
Joseph said that there were people who spend their entire lives
"bent on trying to get quick money" or try to "get rich without
working" and in the process distress law abiding citizens.
He said such persons "spend their time looking for new and better
ways" to get rich quick, adding, "Law enforcement has to always be in
step."
Joseph said that while criminal gangs are not new to Trinidad and Tobago, the environment in which they operate is.
"What is new is that, again as part of the development that is
taking place and the ease with which...persons who are bent on criminal
activity can now access their weapons of choice. That is what is new
and it is not just unique to Trinidad and Tobago, it also part of a
Caribbean situation," Joseph said.
Determined to win the "CONT of the MONTH" award for the 72nd straight month, Joseph eloquently masturbates all over the dailies today, effectively edging out up and coming contender Colm Impsbert and securing his position as the undefeated, undisputed FOCKING KAKAHOLE of the UNIVERSE.
No wonder we have no proof of God yet - Jah too embarassed to show his face and admit to creating the biggest conthole blackhole in the galaxy.
So Joseph awakes from his slumber, stale drunk with dribble all over he bachac head, and proclaims, like Sherlock Hemlock, in 2 focking articles in the Express, that...
1. Stop relying on witnesses to make convictions
2. Gangs may be fighting over projects
He even says, "I don't want to sound academic...the key to
effective law enforcement is an appreciation and an understanding of
the environment, what is happening in the environment and the ability
of law enforcement to adjust quickly to the developments that are
taking place in the environment."
No Martin, you ent sounding academic at all. You sounding like A FOCKING CONT!
For the past 6 years - witnesses getting shot, planassed and jocked upon and fraid to testify. Gang leaders getting all URP/CEPEP contracts, and killing each other every week.
Hmmm. Standard 4 maths class on logic help me here. Gods of associative and commutative digital logic, rain down DeMorgan's Thereoms upon my ass. Help me to derive the next logical conclusion here.
If witnesses getting bull so hard that they forgetting they false teeth home...maybe this witness shit ent woking???
If gang leaders have all the CEPEP contracts, and they killing each other...maybe they killing each other for the contracts???
But that's just crazy talk. Crazy talk I say. Let we pass that bill on outlawing jocking on zaboca trees and see if that solve the problem. Fock boy.
Submitted by joseywales on March 26, 2008 - 10:20am.
The Honourable Information Minister, Mr
Parsanlal, had a righteous rant against the media for claiming he
controlled microphones in the weekly briefings. One understands his
wrath if the media got it wrong, but he still leaves me confused. He
says he's the moderator but he doesn't control the mics. If you don't
control who can ask what next, are you sure you're the moderator?
Apart from refusing to divulge who decided to turn off the mic, he
then says he moves on when he feels the reporters' questions are
clearly answered (taken with Minister Mariano Browne's directive to
study economics, that's two ministers now who think our media are
blathering idiots). So he gives the impression he knows what a clear
answer is. When asked if the Government had set a date for the Local
Government polls, he replies: "Election dates are the prerogative of
the Prime Minister."
Perfect answer to another question. This is like my wife asking me
if I put the garbage out and I reply: "Putting the garbage out is the
prerogative of your husband."
Are these clear answers, Mr Parsanlal? Why couldn't you just say: "No."
Edmund Gall
London
That is also like a coolie asking, "where meh jockey shorts?" and I replying, "Tiefing jockey shorts, ole slippers, yard fowl, goat feed and the milk from yuh morning coffee is the focking prerogative of the nigger."
Yeah Parsanlal. Of course. And that "mic" yuh controlling is not really a balisier shaped dildo. Yeah Parsanlal. Of-focking-course not.
Submitted by Slim Shady on March 25, 2008 - 1:52pm.
BY
RADHICA SOOKRAJ - Trinidad Guardian
A high-profile murder case being investigated by Arouca
Homicide Bureau is in jeopardy, after an officer at Arouca
Police Station allegedly molested a suspect in the station.
The incident occurred last Wednesday, but up to Friday the
accused molester was still on duty.
Police sources said the murder accused was brought into
the station to be questioned.
However, while in custody, the officer allegedly went to
the cell and began making sexual advances to the murder
accused. He told the murder accused that he would help him
if he allowed him to have sex with him.
Homicide officers were forced to release the murder accused
because of the sexual assault, and the man reportedly returned
to the police station with his attorney.
Police said an official complaint was lodged at the Arouca
Homicide Bureau by the attorney of the murder accused. Based
on the complaint, the accused said he was subjected to humiliation.
A file on the incident has been submitted to senior officers.
Sources said the accused officer had been reported several
times in connection with other sexual allegations, and that
he had been taunted by his colleagues because of his sexual
preference.
Police sources said although several complaints were lodged
about the officer, senior officers turned a blind eye to
his sexual misconduct.
Investigations are continuing.
Once again the TT Police have screwed up a murder case. Why d fock these baboons cyah think of anything besides bulling man in dey bamsee? Fock man!
Submitted by Admin-Slim on March 24, 2008 - 6:04pm.
Blast from the past!!!
Would you believe that it took me less than a minute to renew my Canadian driver's license today? Ah not focking lying - less than a focking
minute. I walked right into the Licensing office and they had 2 service
reps eagerly awaiting their opportunity to serve me. I gave the chick
the note I received in the mail informing me that I needed to renew my
license. She swiped my credit card, printed a receipt, instructed me,
quite politely I add, to stand on a black box to the left where my
picture was taken, then gave me a confirmation to sign, and then
BOOYAKA! My license will be in the mail in 2 weeks. Less than a focking
minute. I even had time to gape at her tits when she stretched across
to the next cubicle to get me an envelope, and I must say that they
were 2 of the finer specimens I had the pleasure of viewing today.
But thank you Lord!!! I get meh focking permit renewed in 1 minute!!! If I
was a Shouter Baptiste, I woulda start to hop on one foot, spin in a
circle, ring the bell and start to bawl like a cow that get hook up on
some barbwire. If I was a Christian I woulda dash a bucket ah holy
water on the woman head and raise meh hands to the sky like a nigger
who just see a policeman. If I was a Hindu, I woulda pull out the horn
and start to blow it in she face while setting down the flag on the
counter. If I was a Jehovah Witness, I woulda try to sell she some
Watchtower pamphlets for only $1.00 and then ask for a glass of ice
water and to use the toilet. If I was a Muslim I woulda slap she for
exposing her lovely boobage, then count to 72, one for each virgin
bamsee I'll be violating in heaven, and then blow mehself up. If I
belonged to the Danah Alleyne "Dancing Fi d Lard" Flaming Wood Ministry
I woulda jump up on the counter, bawl "Africa! Here I focking modacont
come!!!" and then dive headfirst into the garbage bin and break meh
neck.
Now compare and contrast that with when I went to renew my
Trini license many years ago...when I had to plan 2 years ahead to
renew it, take 3 weeks vacation, visit all my friends to say goodbye,
hugged my mother and told her that I was going Afghanistan to fight war
(I didn't want to tell her that I was going to the License Office since
that would have made her worry unnecessarily), pack my bags with food,
water, mace, cutlass, magazines, deodorant and goat feed, headed off to
POS, but instead of taking a maxi where I would have had to sit amongst
niggas, I chose to hitch a ride on the back of a Bedford truck carrying
wild pigs which were continuously bulling each other, rolling in shit
and smelling each other's bottoms – because all things equal, pigs
don't rob you - and I didn't have to listen to 102 FM to boot.
So after getting there at 2am, lining up with 400 niggas as if we in the
Laventille soup kitchen on Christmas Eve, waiting till 8am, hot sun,
niggas getting restless, one gave birth to a nigglet in the line (which
she fling in the bin), the nigga in front leave to go and rob the
grocery across the road, and the rest of them spitting all over the
place like they didn't brush they teeth since they left Africa,
tumbleweed blowing across the yard, man playing harmonica on the side
of the wall where all them nigga does go and piss, I thought I was on
the set of The Good, The Bad and the Focking Ogly Nigga - finally the
focking door open!
But alas, we celebrated too soon. It was a
premature celebration. A premature ejaculation. Some rasta nigga poke
his head out from the front door and bawl the cashier ent coming today,
so fock off and come back next year.
Riot in the focking dancehall. Booyaka focking Booyaka. Man biting man. Nigga kicking,
cuffing, grabbing, groping, pelting, spitting, gargling, some was even
masturbating furiously like a monkey on bananas. Them men was getting
on like a bucket ah KFC just drop from the sky just so and land on a
nigga head. The last time I see that kinda behaviour was when them
niggas from Ghana had captured the last remaining specimen of the
endangered 5-assed monkey. Yes there is such a thing as a 5-assed
monkey. Well, "was". Them niggas bull it to death.
Anyway, while them niggas was killing each other (like that time they went to a
Beenie Man fete and the promoter come out at 3am and tell them Beenie
not coming again), I noticed that the rasta man open the front door.
Apparently the cashier drag she ass to work because it was pay day, so
we didn't have to fock off after all!
So I do a Jet Li move and run on some man head and dive inside the office. I was happy at the
thought that I might actually be able to renew meh focking permit
before it focking expired. And thank God I made it in one piece. Well,
except that I was missing part of meh ears, meh jersey was bite up, meh
pants was gone, half meh jockey shorts was gone, and so was the
foreskin from meh cock, so I was now circumcised. But say wha.
So anyway, it had 5 niggas ahead of me. So I wait and I wait and I focking
wait. Finally, after about 4 hours, I finally made it to the front. Is
then I see the cashier woman. I stood in awe. For 5 minutes. Total awe.
I was face to focking face with the legendary esquilax - the nigga with
the head of a horse, and the body of a horse. For one of the very few
times in meh life, I was speechfockingless.
If yuh see this thing. Braids the size of anchor rope, pulled so tight that she eye
brow at the top of her forehead, she eyes like Brigo and she nose hole
vertical and facing me like 2 focking gun barrel. The lip like big
black pudding, with pink on the inside. And the teeth. Oh fock the
teeth. It look like she floss with barb wire – if yuh see space between
them teeth. And the eyes red like she grazed in a marijuana plantation
before coming to work. Fock boy, I didn’t know lagahoos roamed in the
daylight.
Anyway, I drop meh paperwork on the counter, and
managed to stutter, "ah come to renew meh permit". She watch meh with a blank stare on she face. The kinda stare them mongoose does give yuh
just before yuh run they ass over. The kinda clueless stare them nigga
does give yuh when yuh ask them to say the 2 times table. Then it hit
meh. That’s why I had packed the goat feed. I reach inside meh
backpack, grab a handful of pellets and rest it on the counter. The
esquilax put she head down, sniff it, and I don’t know if she eat it or
if she breathe it in, but the focking feed was focking gone.
Then she pick up she black ass, disappear for about half hour, come back and
tell meh sign here, then go over dey and pay the ole nigga gyol on the
next side who sleeping on sheself, and then come back next month to
pick it up. I pumped meh fist into the air! I praised the Lord! I did
the impossible! I actually renew meh focking permit in Trinidad and
Totiebago in 1 focking day! And I didn't get bull! And I live to tell
the story! What a ting! What a focking ting!!!
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