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The young mother who police said left her newborn
baby in a discarded washing machine dumped in the bushes went from her
hospital bed to the courtroom yesterday.

"I didn't kill anybody," Deandra Mamchan told reporters as she was led into the Chaguanas First Magistrate's Court.

The police have charged Mamchan, 20, with unlawfully abandoning a
child under the age of three years "with the aim of endangering his
life or causing injury".

Two Thursdays ago, two men walking along a track linking Fleming
Street to Penco Lands, Longdenville, saw the wriggling body of the baby
boy, later named Joshua.

Ants were crawling over the child, wrapped in a towel, umbilical cord still attached to the afterbirth.

Joshua remains at the Eric
Williams Medical Sciences Complex in Mt Hope, while a medical social
worker investigates the case to determine if his grandmother, Patsy,
53, will be allowed to take him home.

Mamchan, who has a two-year-old son and lives with her parents,
works with a caterer contracted by the School Nutrition Programme.

Mamchan smiled through her court appearance yesterday.

The charge was laid indictably and she was not asked to plead. Her
attorney asked for bail, saying that her mother was willing to accept
responsibility for Mamchan to ensure she attended court.

Senior Magistrate Nanette Forde John granted bail of $40,000. The case was adjourned to August 15.

Is this a focking nigger woman or an Indian gyol? Hear the name:
Deandra Mamchan. Then again, if I have to ask the focking question,
then I already know the answer.

In fact, based on the story, it HAVE to be a focking nigger woman. Why?

Well I will tell yuh focking why. Indian and white woman is delicate
creatures. They get a nick on they legs while shaving it, they does
bawl like they see a dead goat in the sink. They watch a love story,
they crying. They watch a funny show, they laughing till they cry. They
get they period, they out of commission for 5 days. Cyar eat, cook or
clean.

But a nigger woman? Oh fock boy. None of focking dat with a nigger
woman. A nigger woman is the only animal in the entire focking universe
that could run in the bush early in the morning, shit out a nigglet in
a washing machine, run back home and dash a bowl ah water on that dutty
cyat, dust about 10lb of powder on she neck, put on a poom poom shorts
and go to focking "work". Indian woman does be down for weeks after
childbirth....but a nigger? Fock boy, childbirth is like blowing they
focking nose.

Then again, if Umbala mother could swim from Grenada to Toco, dig a
hole in the sand and shit out he black ass (as well as 39 other
"brothas") like a focking leatherback turtle in nesting season, then
this nigga dumping one in a washing tub is like a focking walk in the
park.

Fock boy. Animals yes. Focking animals.

Education Minister Esther Le Gendre said
yesterday she did not want to turn the issue of the leak of CAPE exams
into a "blame-game".

"I think the major issue here is finding the criminals who are
perpetrating this injustice on our nation's children," she said in
response to statements from the Opposition that it did not have faith
in Caribbean examinations.

"This is not the time for one-upmanship on the part of the
Opposition. This is a time when all of Trinidad and Tobago should come
forward to find out who these people are and root out corruption. If
the Opposition is interested in rooting out corruption, then the people
who have the information-and there are some people out there who have
more information -they should come forward so that we can put an end to
this issue."

The minister said she had a chat with some of the students present
at the "Breakfast with the Prime Minister" event yesterday, and they
(the students) understood clearly what is at stake.

She said from her interaction
with them, they are interested in knowing that there is a level playing
field. She said the ministry supported the decision to postpone exams
because it felt that this would provide all the students with a level
playing field. She added that any issue of breaches in these exams was
removed with the decision to change all exams.

Fock boy, them nigga woman real ugly yes. Look at this focking woman. I don't know who uglier - she, or the former Minister of Dotishness Mrs. Manning, or the dead dog carcass I saw on the Beetham last time I was in Trinidad. This woman look like them focking big tick yuh does see on stray dog bamsee - the ones that big and fat and just sucking away.

So anyway, the bitch say, "no time for blame game". No time for the focking blame game. Imagine that. Like yuh failed yuh focking common entrance and they had yuh planting yam and tomato all these years or what? Fock boy. How could somebody be so focking dotish?

BRIAN Manning, the son of Prime Minister Patrick
Manning, has sued his former business partner, a popular television and
radio host and a television station, over claims that he stole a
proposal for the establishment of a professional basketball league.

Manning is accusing Nixon Dyall, Anil Roberts (host of the sports
programme Spalk) and Gayelle The Channel (the television station on
which Spalk is aired) of implying that he, being the son of the PM, was
able, through nepotism and fraudulent and/or corrupt means, to secure
Government funding for the league.

Claiming compensation for libel and/or slander, Manning says an
interview conducted by Roberts with Dyall on Gayelle had the potential
of leaving those who viewed it with the impression that he receives
special favours from his father and/or the Government through the
Ministry of Sport and/or the Sport Company of T&T and has received
$9 million for the project.

The interview with the certified sports agent, a Trinidadian residing in Philadelphia, USA, was aired on July 1 last year.

The writ was filed on Manning's behalf at the San Fernando High Court on Wednesday by attorneys Romney Thomas and Stuart Young.

In the writ, Manning says his
reputation has been seriously injured and he has suffered considerable
distress and anxiety as a result of the allegations levelled against
him. He says his reputation as a businessman has been brought into
public scandal, odium and contempt and has been lowered in the
estimation of right-thinking people generally.

Manning contends that the programme was prerecorded and, as a
result, the television station had ample opportunity to privately view
it prior to it being broadcast to the general public in Trinidad and
Tobago and Grenada and to prevent it from being aired.

Dyall said at a press conference at the Hasely Crawford Stadium in
July last year, that he and Manning were both involved in the T&T
Basketball Association (TTBA). Manning was the deputy commissioner
under Dyall but resigned and formed his own company-the National
Professional Basketball League (NFBL).

This allegedly followed Dyall's initial proposal being rejected by
the National Basketball Federation of Trinidad and Tobago (NBFTT).

Manning's subsequent proposal, however, was accepted by the NBFTT.

In response to Dyall's claims last year, Manning told the Express
that Dyall was being "completely untrue", and that he (Manning)
resigned from Dyall's company and began preparing his own proposal
because of Dyall's "shady" approach.

When I tell you that a nigger never learns, I mean that a nigger never FOCKING learns.

First Boom gone on the outlaw site and make a cont of heself defending he bachac head father and that big bison mother of a cont of his by calling people coolie. Like he feel that Zorro moustache woulda instill fear in the hearts and minds of the nigga haters or what? Well it somewhat did actually, and I did indeed secure my zabocas with duct tape, hide my wallet inside a medical textbook, chain down my TV, write "This is not a focking TV. Don't teef" on my microwave and sprayed down my goat with a mixture of gasoline, rasta oil and dog shit to fool the niggas into thinking it was a nigga woman. But I focking digress.

Now he gone and playing wrong and strong and want to sue he former bullerman lover and Anil Roberts for saying he is a lying cont. I don't understand yuh, Boom, I don't focking understand yuh. Is like yuh suing a man for calling yuh a nigger. What the fock yuh want man to call yuh? Melanin-infused gorilla species with oversized lips and scrotums the size of crocus bags? Fock man.

And hear the best. Boom formed the National
Professional Basketball League and called it NFBL.

NFBL. Now what the fock does NFBL stand for? Niggas with Focking Big Lips? Man, no wonder the NBFTT approve that league over the one by Dyall - half of the focking population of Niggadad would automatically be part of that "Niggas with Focking Big Lips" league. Fock man.

"I expected it," Diego Martin West MP Dr Keith Rowley said yesterday, after he was unceremoniously dismissed from the Cabinet.

The sacking came after a 12 p.m. meeting with Prime Minister Patrick
Manning at Whitehall, Port of Spain, at which the two men disagreed.

Rowley said the disagreement came over the role of UDeCOTT, which is
chaired by Calder Hart, and the institution's apparent access to public
funds without proper oversight.

But at that Whitehall meeting, Manning told Rowley that it was not
his views on UDeCOTT, but his reported "unacceptable and reprehensible"
behaviour at a Finance and General Purposes (F&GP) Committee
meeting last week Monday that was the source of the problem.

With no resolution over their differences of opinion, Manning asked
Rowley to resign, "to go quietly", adding that if he did, he (Manning)
would say nothing.

But Rowley refused, saying:
"The Prime Minister determines the Cabinet. And if you are unhappy with
anyone in the Cabinet, it is for you to take action."

He also told the Prime Minister that although he did his job to the
best of his ability, he had not "fallen in love with office and was
prepared to go anytime". Manning then replied that in those
circumstances, he would inform President George Maxwell Richards to
revoke his (Rowley's) appointment as Trade and Industry Minister. The
two men then shook hands and Rowley left Whitehall.

The PNM's strongest debater then called the Parliament to inform its
staff that they should remove his name plate from the frontbench, but
was told that such instructions had to come from the Leader of
Government Business, Colm Imbert.

"I still know where I have to sit," Rowley told them, and at 1.30
p.m., he took his seat on the backbench at yesterday's sitting of the
House of Representatives.

During the sitting, several United National Congress Alliance
(UNC-A) members enquired of Rowley why he was "domiciled" on the
backbench.

"I have been fired," he replied curtly, refusing to say more and
focusing his attention instead on a Newsweek magazine which he was
reading. Manning, seated at the opposite end, gave no hint of
imbroglio.

But a terse release from the Prime Minister's office, issued at 5.03
p.m., confirmed that Rowley had been relieved of his ministerial
portfolio and that Dr Lenny Saith had been appointed new Minister of
Trade and Industry.

Speaking to the Express during the teabreak, Rowley said: "I have
been fired for objecting to UDeCOTT's access to and expenditure of
public monies in a manner which does not meet proper procurement
practices.

"Given the position I took with the UNC, and it was never political,
it was always about principle. I believe that if something is wrong
under the UNC, it is doubly wrong under the PNM because we should know
much better."

He added, "For objecting to what was going on at the Princess
Elizabeth grounds (where the Performing Arts Centre is being
constructed), I was fired."

Rowley revealed that last week Monday at the F&GP Committee
meeting, he raised strong objections following a presentation by
UDeCOTT chairman Calder Hart, in which he revealed that a 60-room hotel
was being built at the Centre for the Performing Arts.

Manning was not present at this meeting, which was chaired by Saith.

While the Cabinet knew that several rooms were being constructed,
members were shocked to learn the rooms numbered 60, and that it was to
become a hotel.

Rowley asked that Hart be excused after the presentation. Following Hart's departure, Rowley made his objections known.

He told the Express yesterday that his objections were made "firmly
within the confines of the Cabinet and that under the Westminster
system, where members are jointly and severally bound, any objection by
a Minister has to take place within the confines of the Cabinet and its
sub-committees".

Rowley said he used no obscene language, did not bang on his desk,
nor did he shout or attack anyone. He said he merely questioned the
large sums which UDeCOTT was expending without proper oversight. He
added that as a Minister who understood the modus operandi of UDeCOTT,
he felt "duty-bound to intervene".

"As a former minister of planning and as a former minister of
housing who had to deal with UDeCOTT, I am currently in court defending
myself from certain allegations involving UDeCOTT and those allegations
were part of a conspiracy by persons in UDeCOTT, in the Integrity
Commission and in the Cabinet. And I see this development as a
continuation of that," he said.

Within the PNM, there was shock and dismay over the dismissal of
Rowley. Some members of F&GP said it was inconceivable that
Rowley's dismissal could be linked to events at the meeting in
question. Many of his political colleagues were also reluctant to
comment directly on the issue.

With 26 of the 41 seats, giving him an 11-seat parliamentary
majority, the Prime Minister is in no danger of losing control of the
Government and could therefore take such actions with impunity.
However, the political fallout in the party is expected to be
considerable, as Rowley is the most dynamic MP.

At Rowley's constituency office last night, his Executive and
worried constituents gathered to hear, directly from him, what had
transpired. Since challenging Manning in 1996, there has always been a
perception that there were tensions between the two men.

Yuh saw it coming? Well Rowley, if it will make you feel any better, we all saw it coming. In fact, any jocker who does watch porn will know that, with a 99% probability, after the pastor man pongs the bitch in the ass for about 20 mins, he makes her get on the knees and blows his load of jizz juice all over her face right after the final turkey slap with his man sausage.

And Rowley, yuh still have a load of jizzle stuck to that ants nest head of yours, and it smelling like Christine Sahadeo's dutty nanny, so it must have come from Manning.

But you know I is not a man to kick a nigga when he's down. Nuh-uh. That aint me. Not at all. No way hosay. So I will stop here and just ease the tension in the dancehall with a slow chune by meh boy General Grant. You might have heard of it. It's called "Shot Call"...

BOOYAKA! BOOYAKA!!!! BOOOOOOOYAKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

HAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

A MAN was advised to give his girlfriend flowers
and chocolate instead of cocaine yesterday, as he appeared before
Magistrate Melvin Daniel in the San Fernando Magistrates' Court.

Clifton Munroe, of Marabella, stood before the magistrate in the
Second Magistrate's Court charged with possession of .3 grammes of
cocaine.

He was found with the drug on St James Street, Marabella, and charged by Corporal Elbourne of the Marabella Police Station.

When Magistrate Daniel questioned his reason for having the illegal substance, Munroe said he bought it for his girlfriend.

"Why didn't you offer her flowers and chocolate?" Daniel asked, questioning the use of such a non-traditional "gift".

Munroe insisted his girlfriend
was not interested in those items, even though he admitted he never
before carried either flowers or chocolates for her.

"How would you know unless you offer her?" Daniel queried, as he
even suggested the 43-year-old man carry a slice of cheesecake for the
woman.

"You must not romance with cocaine," Melvin advised, as he fined the man $5,000.

Munroe, who had previous convictions for similar drug offences, was
given two weeks to pay the fine, in default of which he will have to
serve two years hard labour.

Munroe's girlfriend was not in court.

That is focking nigga for yuh. Imagine, homebwoy taking crack for he gyol to smoke. Fock boy, them nigga woman does already look like half dead horse already, you want she to turn into a half dead horse with red eye now? How the fock alyuh does get erection for that, bwoy? If I see one ah dat skin up on my bed, I go jump through the focking burglar proof and hope I break meh neck and dead yes.

And as I said before, an Indian man's idea of a romantic evening is a long candle light dinner, followed by a gift of flowers and chocolate and Celine Dion CD. Even learn to play the guitar and play a chune for the gyol. But a nigga? Fock. A nigga's idea of a perfect evening is a long walk on the beach. After anal sex. With a goat. A male one. That dead five days ago.

Fock boy. 

Bandits have hit a food delivery truck for the fourth time in recent weeks.

This time, the bandits hit a truck at El Socorro Extension, San
Juan, yesterday, as the driver and his colleague stopped to get
something to eat.

According to police, the truck had only moments before left a food distribution warehouse in El Socorro.

The attackers pounced as the men stopped to get something to eat,
taking away supplies of tinned goods, juice, water and Supligen.

Previously, two trucks were hit along the Beetham Highway, while
another was looted in Glencoe after leaving the National Flour Mills
compound on Wrightson Road.

NFM has since introduced extra
security to accompany its delivery trucks while police patrols have
been implemented along the Beetham.

Oh Gawd look trouble now. A shipment of Supligen gone. The food drink of niggas. Fock boy. Talk about pressure. At least it wasn't chilli bibbi. Be prepared to see niggas leaping over a 10 foot fence in a single bound now. With a fridge on they back. And a stove too. With the gas tank attached.

All ah we going to dead, boy, we going to focking dead!!! 

A CAREER fruit thief has been sentenced to five years hard labour by a Sangre Grande magistrate.

Junior Reece, 38, of Rampersad Trace, Vega de Oropouche, was caught
stealing 73 oranges on Douglas Collis's property on February 4. He was
spotted by the owner of the property as he attempted to flee. The
oranges, worth $2 each, tallied $146 in total.

A warrant was put out for the man but he was only taken into custody
when he was caught stealing fruits once again. He was caught stealing
two watermelons on Saturday in Sangre Grande. The melons had an
estimated value of $100.

He was charged by PC David for the theft of the watermelons on
Saturday, while PC Rance Johnson charged Reece after it was realised he
had an outstanding warrant for the theft of the oranges.

Reece had 17 previous convictions for similar fruit thefts.

Magistrate Lee Kim, of the
Sangre Grande Magistrate's Court, sentenced Reece on Monday to six
months for the theft of the melons, while she handed down the five-year
sentence for the orange theft. The sentences will run simultaneously.

Like Junior feel he in the focking forest in Ghana or what? He feel he back in the days when them niggas used to roam the jungles free - just swinging from tree to tree and eating mangoes and bulling monkeys in gay abandon?

Padna, you in a human colony now boy. Yuh living among homo sapiens now, horse. You just can't see a man orange tree and jump on it and start to jock all over the man produce.  Because yuh see a watermelon on a vine, it end mean it growing wild, especially if it have a barbwire fence around it and a sign saying, "KEEP AWAY NIGGERS, THE DOG RACIAL".

Fock man. Like the only thing alyuh could grow is weed and janks? Go plant some focking yam and feed yuhself nah boy.

And a word to the farmers. The best way to keep a nigga's claws away from yuh produce is to make a scarenegro - take a stick, chook one end in the ground and tape a book to the other end. Any book. A dictionary. A newspaper (not a Punch). Even a  WatchTower go do. That go keep away them niggas better than any racial dog could. Hell, a dog would lick another dog's bottom, but they ent dotish enough to bite a nigga.