Brothers fined $4,000 for eating doubles and running

It was 4 a.m. and Peyton Atwell and his brother,
Rahill, were hungry. They therefore stopped at a doubles vendor and had
a feast.

Their bill totalled $120-at $4 for one, that's 15 doubles each.

But after they had their fill, the brothers ran off without paying, a court heard yesterday.

Doubles vendor Devika Seepersad raised an alarm and a police officer who was nearby went after the brothers and held them.

The incident occurred on Sunday morning outside JTA Supermarket in Marabella, the court was told.

The Atwell brothers-Peyton, 27
and Rahill, 24-yesterday pleaded guilty to incurring a debt and
obtaining credit under false pretences. They were charged by PC Hosein
of the Marabella Police Station.

When they were held, Peyton said he only ate three doubles and his
brother said he was going home to get the money to pay, the court
heard.

San Fernando First Court Deputy Chief Magistrate Mark Wellington
doubted that excuse after he calculated the distance the doubles stall
was from the brothers' Williamsville home-more than six miles away.
"Shameless men. You all want licks with a strap," he said.

"I hear the food in prison is good. They could go there for a while," he added, as he contemplated jailing them.

In the end, he ordered them to pay a fine of $2,000 each. That worked out to nearly $67 for each doubles.

The brothers were given two weeks to pay the fine or serve four
months' simple imprisonment. They were also ordered to pay $120
compensation to Seepersad immediately.

The court heard that a third man was also charged with the offence but he was said to be in hospital.

15 doubles, each??? FIFTEEN???? FIF-FOCKING-MODDACONT-TEEN???

But what the fock is this! Them nigga stand up next to a doubles man, and eat 15 FOCKING DOUBLES, EACH, and then have the belly to run? Fock boy, them niggas like real focking bison yes. I would cyap out by the 5th doubles. 15 doubles??? Them doubles was the size of Crix or what? Fock boy.

And the 2 conts run down the road, police grab they ass. One bawl how he only eat 3, and the next one bawl he was going home to get the money to pay. Yeah cont, of course.

"Sir, that doubles woman is a lying coolie bitch. I only tief 3 doubles, not 15. She is a focking liar! Shame on you, yuh focking dutty coolie hoe. And Rahill was going home to get the money to pay she. At 4 am, he was going to run 6 miles to we latrine shack, pull the money out from under the mattress in the fig patch, and run back 6 focking miles again to pay she, but only for the 3 doubles I eat, eh."

And oh, the third nigger in hospital so he ent get charged yet. What the fock he in hospital for? Doubles overdose? He probably stuff so much focking bara down he black gullet that he navel stretch to the size of he modda clit and it buss. Focking nasty animals like them.

The magistrate shoulda throw alyuh black asses in jail. Yuh want to eat doubles and run? Now yuh have 6 months to eat black pudding and run. Focking niggers.