Hard labour for fruit thief

A CAREER fruit thief has been sentenced to five years hard labour by a Sangre Grande magistrate.

Junior Reece, 38, of Rampersad Trace, Vega de Oropouche, was caught
stealing 73 oranges on Douglas Collis's property on February 4. He was
spotted by the owner of the property as he attempted to flee. The
oranges, worth $2 each, tallied $146 in total.

A warrant was put out for the man but he was only taken into custody
when he was caught stealing fruits once again. He was caught stealing
two watermelons on Saturday in Sangre Grande. The melons had an
estimated value of $100.

He was charged by PC David for the theft of the watermelons on
Saturday, while PC Rance Johnson charged Reece after it was realised he
had an outstanding warrant for the theft of the oranges.

Reece had 17 previous convictions for similar fruit thefts.

Magistrate Lee Kim, of the
Sangre Grande Magistrate's Court, sentenced Reece on Monday to six
months for the theft of the melons, while she handed down the five-year
sentence for the orange theft. The sentences will run simultaneously.

Like Junior feel he in the focking forest in Ghana or what? He feel he back in the days when them niggas used to roam the jungles free - just swinging from tree to tree and eating mangoes and bulling monkeys in gay abandon?

Padna, you in a human colony now boy. Yuh living among homo sapiens now, horse. You just can't see a man orange tree and jump on it and start to jock all over the man produce.  Because yuh see a watermelon on a vine, it end mean it growing wild, especially if it have a barbwire fence around it and a sign saying, "KEEP AWAY NIGGERS, THE DOG RACIAL".

Fock man. Like the only thing alyuh could grow is weed and janks? Go plant some focking yam and feed yuhself nah boy.

And a word to the farmers. The best way to keep a nigga's claws away from yuh produce is to make a scarenegro - take a stick, chook one end in the ground and tape a book to the other end. Any book. A dictionary. A newspaper (not a Punch). Even a  WatchTower go do. That go keep away them niggas better than any racial dog could. Hell, a dog would lick another dog's bottom, but they ent dotish enough to bite a nigga.